Mom:
I'm so tired, I woke up to thomas poking me yelling "DID YOU EVER EAT AT GOODBURGER" and I said no so he cried for 45 mintues..
Thomas:
Wow, I looked good in that camp video.. probably like, really handsome. Sorry if I'm being 'too boyish'. I had good hair!! I'm in a copyrighted video... age 11, wow.
Thomas:
Sometimes when my foot falls asleep I bite it to see if there's pressure in it. Sometimes you have to just get the pressure out. Don't you do that?
Me:
Well, I would never bite a foot.
Mac:
When my arm falls asleep I hit it against the wall
Thomas:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S SO WEIRD
Thomas:
Tumblr is an odd, odd world. An odd website for THEIR culture.
Thomas:
Making a baby is NOT that complicated. CULTURE CULTURE SWAN-LIFE
Me:
What does that mean?
Thomas:
YOU BUTTROUND MUTT!!! adios.
Thomas:
I wonder what CO2 tastes like
Mac:
It's what we breath out
Thomas:
we're carbonated!!!
Thomas:
what are light-years?
Me:
the distance that light travels in a year
Thomas:
so like I am 11 light years old?
Me:
no, it's to measure distance
Thomas:
so... puberty is light-years away???
Thomas:
wow I need to figure out how to make my brain smart
Me:
you are smart
Thomas:
no I mean like.. Einstein-smart, like Jimmy Neutron smart! invent things and make things
Me:
alright
Thomas:
I need to get a brain drain and make it fill. reverse it. a brain fill, I gotta make my brain smart and grow bigger.
Thomas:
AMERICA AMERICA *thrashing around on a chair*
Mom:
Stop it, now.
Thomas:
I NEED TO LET MY ANGER OUT
Mom:
Well go upstairs!!
Thomas:
IT'S ALREADY OUT, IT'S EVERYWHERE!!! ARE YOU BLIND, MOM??
Thomas:
*runs and flops on couch on the cat's head*
Mom:
THOMAS YOU ARE GOING TO BREAK THAT CAT
Thomas:
STOP correcting me!!!
